The Boba Swallower of The Century

This literally could be you. Or your friend. Get this because it's funny. 

MATERIALS:
• Double-side acrylic epoxy keychain with clip on gold clip

SIZE:
• ~ 2" x 1.5"

PRICES:
• $10 for one

SHIPPING:
• Sealed with plastic clear zipper bag
• Packaged in brown recyclable envelope